Always launghing makes your life extend! 
So, Lets share some  jokes and gossips around the world! And Any hot news?!   

This funs and gossips section does not intend to hurt anybody's feeling. It is just for fun!. Making someone happy is always a good idea. Therefore, if you could share anything with us would be much appreciated. Thanks!
 
Why MYANMAR is in trouble............................
Population: 56 MILLIONS
9 Millions retired

30 millions in States & Townships Employees
17 millions in Central Govt. in NPT
(Both categories don't work)



1 million IT professional (don't work for Myanmar )



25 millions in school



1 million are under 5 years



15 millions unemployed



 1.5 millions, u can find anytime in hospitals



Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail


The Balance  two are U & Me.

U are busy ' checking Mails /sending fwds.. '..!!

HOW CAN I HANDLE MYANMAR alone?






 
No wonder they don't sell chewing gum in Singapore!!! 

Do you know the reason why Singapore government restricts the citizens not
to chewing gum?
Here is the story.......
One day, Lee Kuan Yu ( former Prime mister ) went to Thailand and had
lobsters  at the dinner with the Thai King.  After Lee finished,
he asked  the King.
Lee:   Your highness, what can you do with this lobster skin???
King:  We can't do anything with it, we just throw away.
Lee :  oh ! no! ... In our country, we send it to the factory and produce
some prawn cracker.

Then, Lee had an orange . After he finished, he asked the King.
Lee :   What can you do with  the  orange skin?
King :  We can't do anything .. wejust throw away .
Lee :   Oh , no!!   In Singapore, we sent it to the factory and produce
some orange jam.

Then Lee asked for chewing gum. After he finished, he put it on the plate
and asked the King.
Lee :   What can you do with the chewing gum??
King :  oh , no we just throw away.
Lee :  In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce condoms send it
to Thailand.
Lee said Good- Bye  to the King .But the king  didn't say Good Bye .

And the King suddenly asked  Lee.
King: What can you do with the condom when you  finish using it?
Lee : We can't do anything .We throw it away .
King :   Oh , No... In Thailand, when we finish using the condom, we send
it to the factory to re produce chewing gum and send it back to
Singapore !!!




IN AMERICA NEWS PAPER HEADLINE ! 

A Man is taking a walk in Central park in New
 York.Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked
 by a pit bull dog . 

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog.
 He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the
 girl's life.
 
A policeman who was watching the scene walks
 over and says:"You are a hero, tomorrow you can read
 it in all the newspapers:
 'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl!'" 

The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"

 "Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
 'Brave American saves life of little girl!'" -
 the policeman answers.
 "But I am not an American!" - says the man. 

"Oh, what are you then?" " The man says: - "I am
 Iraqi!"

 The next day the newspapers says:
"Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."









The Beauty of Mathematics!

All because God gave us ten fingers.

I do not subscribe to His giving us the English alphabet necessarily, at the expense of other language systems, but it is an interesting lesson to have.

Absolutely amazing!

Beauty of Mathematics!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9

12 x 8 + 2 = 98

123 x 8 + 3 = 987

1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876

12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765

123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654

1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543

12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432

123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321



1 x 9 + 2 = 11

12 x 9 + 3 = 111

123 x 9 + 4 = 1111

1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111

12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111

123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111

1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111

12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111

123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111



And look at this symmetry:



1 x 1 = 1

11 x 11 = 121

111 x 111 = 12321

1111 x 1111 = 1234321

11111 x 11111 = 123454321

111111 x 111111 = 12345654321

1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321

11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321

111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321



Now, take a look at this...

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?



What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions:



If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



If:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



And:

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



But:

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%



Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!